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Most recent one was supposed to have been at Chilis but the loser backed out.
Other then that only 1 time and I took the kid down and landed a couple but that was back in high school.
are you so, so mad that no one has replied to your thread yet?
Weird. Wife and I were at Applebees last night and there was a kid dressed up like a ninja complaining about the same thing.
If you arranged a fight and you're older than 15, it's time to totally rearrange your priorities in life.
Me, Bradley, Crofton, SA, 687 and some others had a gang fight with Paul, Sohlman, Kaiser, SLT and 5th about the validity of Nate Silver's polls. Pretty brutal stuff, but turns out I'm a lover, not a fighter.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
I'm 45, and I'm walking home all hopped up on Starbucks after an insane morning at lifetime fitness. My friends were all like, no bro, don't walk. But I'm all jacked up from spinning so I'm like eff you turds. I threw on some towels and cut eye holes out Charlie brown style, then I went to Lowes and got me a badass weed whacker. So I'm approaching the rte 103 overpass on rte 100 in hoco and i see another figure approaching from the opposite direction. I fire up the weedwhacker and charge, screaming like a milf at a dave matthews show. He runs at me! He has a weed whacker too!! We are running faster than turtles in a snow storm, weed whackers in hand going full bore (gas powered obviously, not those pussy plug in ones) both screaming like banshees. I was so scared, like Blair Witch Project level scared, yet I pressed forward doing my best brave heart impersonation (Howard county style). And the strangest thing happened...we both ran past each other. Then I looked over at Starbucks a while later and saw another dude in a white towel with a weed whacker. It was Ken Ulman.
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I have never been in a fight ever. Not even in middle school when it seems everyone doesl. Not sure what that means, but i never got mad enough at anyone to fight them. I am the only one that hasn't?
This post was edited by coastalTerp 15 months ago
Come at me bro.
The only fights I've ever been in were as a bouncer breaking them up. I never got into any fights in school. I've managed to not get punched in the face or punch anyone else in the face for 39 years. At this point it seems likely that streak will continue.
If we're counting sneaking up behind people and choking them to sleep as a "fight" then I need to change my answer, though.
Didn't you fight a fence one time and got destroyed
When I was in third grade my class got into a fight with the fourth grade over the kickball field. We obviously won because the class of '04 goes hard.
I have a professional record of 2-1.
In fifth grade, kid stole my football. I pushed him to get it back. I proceeded to get my face pushed into the dirt for about five minutes. I clearly went about it the wrong way. He was one of those short kids with tiny fingers. He was peculiar but feisty.
My second bout was at camp. Playing floor hockey, things got tense and kid sucker punched me in the jaw. We dropped our sticks and I went full on Ralphie in Christmas Story on him until he started crying, which I felt bad about. That shot to the jaw though hurt for about a week.
My final fight was 7th grade gym locker room. Don't remember the situation but kid had me in a head lock. I grabbed his head and smashed into the lockers a few times until he let go. I got in a couple of shots before it was broken up by the gym teacher. I won a unanimous decision.
I played a big role in preventing a fight that almost started because someone at a party didn't respect my friend's Hanging Monkeys game, but I've never actually been in one.
Only fight as an adult happened a few years ago. Me and my BFF were driving back from a bar, both extremely drunk. He starts driving the wrong way on route 7 in Leesburg, heading towards on-coming traffic. Luckily it was 2am and no one was on the road.
I tell him he's driving the wrong way, he says he isn't. Short argument ensues. I tell him to pull over and I'll beat the shit out of him. He pulls over, I awkwardly try to spear him to the ground, land a few body blows... we laugh, get back in the car and somehow make it home.
Don't drink and drive.
I'm not sure what's more offensive: the driving drunk part or calling your friend a BFF.
99.99% of fights among adults are an abomination. For every guy legitimately defending himself against a plastic axe wielding maniac, there's a million drunk tards throwing inaccurate haymakers at each other at 3am outside a bar.
Smiley 2.0 is undefeated vs. inanimate objects.
Our house seemed to get into a lot of fights when I was in school. The brawl with PIKA was regrettable because one of their guys ended up in the hospital and some of our guys ended up in court. The brawl with SAM during our pledge football game was comical because one of our guys ran into the middle of the scrum wielding a lacrosse stick like a complete idiot. The brawl with PHI KAP SIG was the most memorable since it started above the cellar and spilled out onto Rt. 1. One of our guys pulled a Jimmy Superfly Snooka off the brick wall which ended up being a really bad idea. Another one if our guys got a chunk bitten out of his back.
The closest I've gotten as an adult was at the UVA game in CP circa 07 when they ran the same sweep play like five times in a row on their final drive to beat us despite the fact their RB was out of bounds before picking up that final first down. Some ahole uva fan was singing and screaming in the bathroom and I told him to STFU. Once we got out on the concourse he got in my face, I shoved him and he went to grab my shirt when my boy comes flying out if nowhere and lays him out like a strong safety.
Since my kid is now a black belt, I'm secretly looking forward to the day that he comes home and tells me that someone tried to get in his face.
Not a jack ass. I am a 4 star poster on RCMB - spartanfan48413
Me and justerp went full on fists flying twice this semester. The first time I laid him out with one punch and then bashed his head into the fridge. The second he beat the everliving shit out of my drunk ass. This was the result
It was also the night before coming home for break. Explaining that to my parents was fun
This post was edited by RedandWhite 15 months ago
Someone call PETA.
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