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The false part of #2 is that wasn't my first experience, nor a true mile-high club (sex). Not a very spicy story sadly, but I did finger pop a french chick in the seat next to me while on a transatlantic flight. She blew me in the bathroom. I was 17.

It was a row of 3 seats, with the french chick in the window seat, me in the middle, and my sister on the aisle. My grandmother and cousin were in the seats in front of me.

I don't even remember this girl's name.

Actually, I can move my eyes independently ... and it's quite freaky. I also own a thank-you note from Bobby Knight and have met -- on different occasions -- Presidents Bush (the elder) and Clinton. The statement that is wrong is my wife being related to Norwegian royalty; though she is 50 percent Norwegian and has certainly been blessed with with some strikingly beautiful genes, she is not royalty.

This thread has been losing steam so people narrowed mine down to two. I did play on a Nationally ranked D1 football team at Yale in 1967 (probably the last ranked football team at Yale), and I was in the movie "Harvard Beats Yale 29-29" as were Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones, and Calvin Hill was a team mate for two years and he was NFL ROY, and our QB, Brian Dowling WAS referred to as God in the media.

I was quail hunting at Riverview Plantation (google it. great place and very expensive) and Dan Quayle and Norman Swartzkopf were there at the same time, but I didn't hunt with them or meet them. We did eat in a common dining room though.

Okay here is the deal..

1. True - Grew up next door to Jacob Beser - only person on both flights of the Atom Bomb. Not a member of either plane's regular crew, but was assigned to the bomb itself. Mowed his lawn for about 3 years. One of the only people that would actually talk about it and actually went to Japan and spoke about it in 85.

2. True - was calling in 60mm and 81mm mortars at Fort Indiantown Gap, PA. As per normal operation, was adjusting fire with one tube and all the others make the adjustments but don't fire until the marking round hits the target and you call "fire for effect". When I called that, it was supposed to be all 6 60mm tubes firing 5 rounds each. I counted 25 explosions in the impact area but couldn't see the other 5 (meaning one tube was off). Turns out one tube was WAY off and the rounds went out of the impact area - a BIG BIG deal in the military. They hit on a road several hundred meters out of the impact area and hit a jeep with 3 PA 28th Infantry Division folks in it - wounding all 3 in the ass (they had jumped out of the jeep after seeing the first few rounds hit near them) and putting them into the hospital. We did a LOT of paperwork that night at range control...

3. Barely False - I was in Beijing when I got into a hack cab by mistake on my first visit to China and was missing for 4 hours. Everyone was freaking and they called back to the US HQ, who had no idea where I was either. As I was being driven around shady neighborhoods of Beijing by a huge Chinese guy that looked exactly like OddJob - I was sure I was a dead man.

4. True - did CPR on a guy in a car accident in Pikesville that hit the car next to mine. Me and a bigger guy pulled the 80 year old out of the car when we saw he wasn't breathing and argued on who got to do the compressions - this was way before air tubes and such. I lost and ended up with the guy puking in my mouth after the 4 quick breaths. The FD relieved us after about 10 minutes or so and I had no idea if he lived or not... Then about 4 months later I get a call at my UMBC dorm and it is the guy. He got my name from the police who got it from my license plate and called my parents who gave him my number. Not only did he live but they found he had stage 1 cancer that they got rid of as well.... I didn't eat for 3 days because of the aftertaste....

Shoot, I just thought of a better truth: my mom used to walk to school with Billy Martin.

I don't think there is a statute of limitations for murder.

Chipotle hasn't been in business for 20 years.

man up, rosenpenis.

lol at charlie's #2. 3 is false.

nope

bingo #1 i false. i was there when this incident happened to a buddy

#2 can be told afer Rosen's story. it wont be as good.

4 IS TRUE! I attended a fundraiser and lunch at St James Palace in London and was formerly presented to Prince Charles. Spoke with him for about a minute and a half.