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#4 is true, although technically my wife owns it. her great uncle was the lighthouse keeper until the canadian government took over operations there. the government owns the land with the lighthouse, but the family kept the rest. when my mother-in-law passed away last year, it was passed to my wife.

1. I accidentally rubbed Joe Smith's head after the crowd rushed the court.
2. My mother once ran up her credit card to buy mattresses and then sold them for cash to give to fortune tellers.
3. I was an unpaid extra in the background of a scene in an episode of Homicide.
4. I own part of my family farm.

#1... because it wasn't an accident.

assuming "phelps" is autocorrect for "phelix," you are correct. i was actually cut from the baseball team during tryouts my sophomore year when a wet ball slipped out of my hand and beaned the coach in the back of the head. so i joined the track team instead.

1. I have won a Maryland basketball halftime contest
2. I have never smoked weed
3. I have seen David Beckham naked
4. I was in the same high school graduating class as Hayden Panettiere

1. had a chance encounter with christopher reeves at my brother's college graduation when i was 12 years old. 12 years later we both broke our necks and had spinal cord injuries.
2. i had lunch with sharon, ozzie and kelly osbourne. table of 5.
3. i've had dinner at Gordy Howe's house
4. i'm related to HOF jimmie foxx by marriage

God damn you Paul. I almost posted this exact same thread idea like a month ago.

TRUE!

Damn I'm good at this

1. Traveled in the back of an open pickup truck (driven by an arms and meth dealer) from Souther Arizona to Northern Colorado while sitting on a large cache of arms.
2. I persuaded Bruce Hornsby to play the accordion for the entire RFK show back in the early 90's
3. One night at a restaurant Johnny Holliday leaned over, took my bill off the table and paid for my dinner tab.
4. In 1993 I went fishing in Nantucket with Mark Duffner and didn't realize it was him.

1. I was at the Laettner/Kentucky game.
2. I almost died of e.coli poisoning in Prague.
3. Bill Clement is a family friend and trained me growing up to be a sports broadcaster.
4. I passed on a soccer scholarship at a D-1 school.

#2 for no good reason.

1. I got a handjob and a blowjob within one hour by two different girls.
2. My wife and I were born within 24 hours of each other.
3. I once held a gun to an accused murderer.
4. Despite watching a Maryland game at Colfax's house, I still don't know his name.

exactly