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eamhokie94 said...
Two questions:
I am looking for a three good picture profile settings for a Sony EX1r. One for low light situations (restaurants, nighttime, one where I only have available) , one for outdoor scenics, where I can minimize or even eliminate (doubtful, amirite?) any ND filters and finally a good set up for a warm interview. I'm not talking ESPN cheeseball tobacco filter, just something to warm it up a bit.
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I can't find my pizza cutter. What do I do?

Develop some marketable skills so you can hire someone to take care of crap like that for you.
Not sure about the filter question.
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Really nice to have a page 1 shoutout. Gracias Señor Eagles.
I miss you, Toogles.
Smiley, I'll toss out four questions - you can answer one, two or some other combination that you prefer.
1. Will I be a millionaire by the time I'm 35? I do not buy lottery tickets.
2. Boxers or briefs?
3. Is your boy doing well?
4. Why did I stop playing mafia for so long?

No
BoXer-briefs
he is awesome
No idea, but we should all play again
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So I got some freebie from Marriott, giving me a free night in any of their category 1-5 hotels, which pretty much means a free night in Nubbinsville. Where should I cash that in?
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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So I got some freebie from Marriott, giving me a free night in any of their category 1-5 hotels, which pretty much means a free night in Nubbinsville. Where should I cash that in?

Blacksburg
"WE WANT MORE WE WANT MORE girl is providing the rallying cry for the 2013 O's." ~dh2k3
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Why are weddings such a big fricking deal? Was it really necessary to cry over a pair of sold out shoes?
If I ever get married we are skipping all this waste of money and major drama shit.
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Why are weddings such a big fricking deal? Was it really necessary to cry over a pair of sold out shoes?
If I ever get married we are skipping all this waste of money and major drama shit.

Because most women are petty and narcissistic.
We had a courthouse ceremony with 12 people and used the money to buy a house.
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eamhokie94 said...
So I got some freebie from Marriott, giving me a free night in any of their category 1-5 hotels, which pretty much means a free night in Nubbinsville. Where should I cash that in?

Bangkok
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We had a courthouse ceremony with 12 people and used the money to buy a house.

I already knew that.
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Only if she farted out the wrong hole.
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On my way up to HoCo Friday from SC, I counted 5 fender benders on 95 between Fredericksburg and DC... why do Virginians suck at driving?
RaiseHigh said... No. This is jtp's doing. He's kept me around for his bizarre HOF resume.
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Smiley, will you find us shoes to wear with our new dress?
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On my way up to HoCo Friday from SC, I counted 5 fender benders on 95 between Fredericksburg and DC... why do Virginians suck at driving?

High Asian female population?
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Smiley, will you find us shoes to wear with our new dress?

If you ever saw how I dressed, you would never ask me for fashion advice.
My wife is fairly stylish (I think) and has never asked me for fashion advice. I think once when we were dating I bought her a t-shirt I thought was cute and she never wore it, so I learned early on to just say "that looks good on you" and that's about it.
So, I have no interest in dating a woman who dresses like me or smells like me and/or Shrek.

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Hahaha! We were actually discussing pheromones on the way back from the conference yesterday. During undergrad I did a research project on pheromones and attraction. We used standard cologne and cologne laced with pheromones and measured a woman's physical response to each man based on a blind test. Fun stuff.
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I think once when we were dating I bought her a t-shirt I thought was cute and she never wore it,

I've got a question: Did the shirt read:
I'm With Stupid
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I've got a question: Did the shirt read:
I'm With Stupid
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No.
And here is a completely unrelated pic of some hot chick.
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Is this stupid thread still going on? Honestly, who cares about Smiley?
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jellis7788 said...
Is this stupid thread still going on? Honestly, who cares about Smiley?

Yes.
I don't think anyone really cares about me (boo hoo, sniff sniff), they are just seeing what kind of inane response I will provide for their inane question. I'm like an interactive magic 8-ball. Or a shakespeare-typing monkey after it has done an 8-ball. Something like that.
I don't know. I just wait for people to ask questions and then I respond.
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Is this stupid thread still going on? Honestly, who cares about Smiley?

LOL at keeping the thread going by asking 2 questions.
And I care about Smiley because he just posted a pic of a hot chick.
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LOL at keeping the thread going by asking 2 questions.
And I care about Smiley because he just posted a pic of a hot chick.

Even though you did not ask me a question, I feel the need to reward you with more pictures.
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LOL at keeping the thread going by asking 2 questions.
And I care about Smiley because he just posted a pic of a hot chick.

Duh, those were my 2 questions for him to answer
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Even though you did not ask me a question, I feel the need to reward you with more pictures.

How come I feel funny "down there". LIke when you climb a rope in gym class?
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And why did I put the question mark at the end of the wrong sentence?
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Even though you did not ask me a question, I feel the need to reward you with more pictures.

Seeing your taste in women makes me wonder how you invented ME as your female alter-ego.
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Am I the only one who thinks that woman on the right looks like she could be Tiger Woods' cousin?

This post was edited by DarrellGreenFan on 4/18/2012 at 3:55 PM
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