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Edsall Presser:
"Look, we're making progress. You all don't see what I see. For example, we didn't have one earring on the sideline this weekend. Not a one! Doo-rags: zip. Did you know we lead the ACC in 'Earliest Bedtime'? Exactly...Next week, I'll be coaching on the sidelines from a Lay-Z-Boy. What are they gonna do? Fire me? You have $10M!?! (points a reporter). You have $10M!?! (points at a reporter). You have $10M!?! (points at a reporter. pause. Laughs maniacally)...Listen, Vellano has been playing really well. I'm trying to come up with a reason to suspend him. DJ, gone. Mackall, gone. Danny, I think he's gone, but I'm working on it. I think I saw Joe brushing his teeth in a horizontal manner. This goes against the Coughlin-recommended vertical technique. We'll see...I haven't really figured out who to blame the loss on yet. I've blamed Fridge. I've blamed our players lack of talent. This week, I'm gonna go with Kevin Anderson. Look. I was a .500 coach at UConn. How did he expect me to win in the ACC!?! They actually have good teams in this league! It's hard to win when you're not playing Syracuse every week...It's a rebuilding year. Just like when I took over UConn. We went from I-AA to I-A and that was tough. Excuse me? Maryland was D1 last year? Huh? We were 9-4? Look. I don't know what you're talking about. I, like any other boy growing up in southern PA, grew up bleeding Red and Gold. I think I know what I'm talking about...Finally, I'd just like to say, if you think we suck this year, wait til you see my recruiting class. Randy, Out!"